April 3, 2016- As many of you are aware, Char and I are blessed with two (not one but two) fur babies. A Tortie named Penny and a Grey Tabby named The Duchess. Now also understand that kitties are normally a staunch landlubber species. So, my need was to forewarn these two that in the coming weeks they would become valued crew members of the Motor Yacht (MY) Misty Lady. I beseeched them to grant me the honor of listening to my reasons for uprooting them from their comfortable condo living, with large windows on the world of bird and other critters, and forcing them to abide with us on a floating home.
They were not amused. Penny stared at me for a long time (four nanoseconds, which is an eternity for kitty time), then flicked her tail and strolled out of the room. The Duchess, as is her wont, sat there staring without blinking for a considerable pause. Then then gave out with a huge yawn and the resulting look was the equivalent of “What Ever”.
I am going to assume that the transition from land based life to living on a large yacht in the waters of the eastern coastline and related waterways of the United States will be one of resignation and eventual adjustment by these two. One must continually bear in mind that the feline world looks upon us lower lifeforms in a condescending, yet affectionate way. At least the two who inhabit our life are that way. It only took them about 18 months to forgive us when we moved them from the large town house in Loudoun County to the smallish condo apartment in Crystal City. NOW? Who knows. Living on a boat will be considerably different, they will have to go up and down steps to transition from one resting place to another, from their litter box to their food and water stations, and from a soft bed cover to the bridge where abundant sunshine will be available for their sunning competition. Alas, the horrors!
Optimist that I am, it is my belief that in short order the rumbling of the diesel engines, the sound of waves slapping against the bow and an ever changing scenic view will win them over. I know the idea of living and playing on a large waterborne craft is the epitome of coolness, but considering that Kitties are already the coolest of the cool, perhaps they will not view this as a contributing factor to their increasing level of cool.

I mean, just look at Penny in her coolness, chilling on the floor.

Duchess hasn’t even deigned to arise from her comfort.
Perhaps once they are at sea, their attitudes will change and they will bestow upon the Captain (me) and the 1st Mate (Char), their acceptance of our new home.
Afterall, they still have slightly less than 4 weeks until closing on both the house and on the yacht.
Keeping an optimistic view.



